![]() ![]() MUSICAL EDUCATION: Paid for guitar lessons by working as a rodeo clown and a Steeple Jack. PLACE OF BIRTH: SOMEWHERE JUST OUTSIDE OF PIE TOWN, NEW MEXICO (Allegedly, he purchased numerous cases of the citrusy drink after a fortune-teller warned that its domestic production would soon cease - something that John at first refused to believe). LOWEST PAYING MUSICAL GIG: Composing melodic chimes (utilizing chromatic scale figures) for an ice cream van in Lofoten, Norway.įAVORITE MOVIE: The Hungarian language version of "Billy the Kid Versus Dracula," which he watches religiously after every Volto! show.įAVORITE DRINK: Zima and iced Plobium. Word on the street is that he keeps the Hummels locked safe in the bomb shelter in his backyard. It was his innovative use of Starbuck's coffee grounds as his secret mulch that provided him with enough money to eventually purchase his first electric guitar - an imitation Magnatone "Zephyr" bought at Walgreens. ![]() OTHER INTERESTS: John is believed to be in possession of a very valuable Hummel (figurine) collection that he inherited from a wealthy Philadelphia socialite while being employed as the rose gardener of her sprawling estate. To purchase other gear, he supplemented his income by composing porn soundtracks. Afterwards, he lowered the marked prices on those that he liked. Having moved from Houston to Los Angeles, John would often hide inside a utility closet at "Black Market Music," only to emerge in the darkness after the store had closed, whereupon he would spend most of night trying out the various guitars, amps, mixers, and vintage guitar effects pedals. Zemkla (the reptoid) was secretly planning on using the government agency funds to return back to "The Realm of Alzdom." However, the reason for John's leaving the organization was that in its human guise, Zemkla was "a real prick!" According to JZ (who at the time specialized in theoretical considerations of geo-magnetic power propulsion and anti-gravity drives) Mr. NOTES: Resigned (defected) from high-level position at the 'dark side' of NASA (HOUSTON, TX) upon learning that his supervisor was actually a shape-shifting reptoid that was stranded on the earth after the 1948 UFO crash at Aztec, New Mexico. MUSICAL EDUCATION: SHANKSVILLE REFORMATORY & MUSICAL ACADEMY Alter Ego's agent information cannot be provided without a professional booking consultation.RESEARCHED, VERIFIED & ASSEMBLED By BLAIR MacKENZIE BLAKE We will negotiate and forward your next event’s details to create the optimal circumstances to secure the best booking for the best price. We have booked and worked closely with leading industry corporations and organizations to book top talent like Alter Ego. And for those who don’t wish to dance, Alter Ego’s show is very visual and entertaining to watch! Alter Ego travels throughout the world performing at festivals, corporate events, fundraisers, and private parties their high energy performance elevates your mood! Alter Ego’s contagious energy electrifies from the very first down beat ‘til the last partygoer leaves the floor! Alter Ego BOOKING AGENTįor Alter Ego's agent’s contact information, our seasoned booking agents can speak on your behalf, in a friendly professional manner with Alter Ego's agent. Their show is designed to interact with the audience and keep them on the dance floor. This group sends an electric charge right into the hearts of the spectators. When Alter Ego takes the stage it is evident that the party has begun. Ten band members sing and dance with 95 Dazzling costume changes this band has an MTV Video feel to it. Alter Ego is a non-stop, all-dance repertoire featuring the best of 70’s disco, 80’s rock, 90’s Pop, and Top 40 of today. ![]()
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